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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

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poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

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// who tf is this?//

officialcrow:

keithsweatshop:

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this looks like the porno version

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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canderemy:

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excuse you

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I get the most flack from anybody but I don’t do anything illegal.

(Source: shescyrus, via 100kplusnotes)

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

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(Source: alienisolation, via succeeding)